Supermarket Times

Supermarket Times offers the player the chance to take on the exciting role of a normal person going shopping.

Key Features

• Shopping

Browse a selection of surreal and thrilling products, including the renowned CLOUD ARSE™ toilet roll - like wiping your arse with a cloud, Marl-Bros cigarettes – a slippery slope indeed, and the captivating Thick and Milky Mother’s Magazine.

• Chatting

Meet a cast of peculiar people for the first time (and for some hopefully the last time). Sid wants you to know he is not a pervert, Carol wants to make sure there is absolutely no processed meat in her son’s soup, James’ Dad bought him a skateboard with no wheels 15 years ago and he’s still sad about it!

• Legendary Tasks

Complete Legendary Supermarket Tasks such as buy alcohol for the teenagers, hit the seagull with the rock and stamp on the rat.

• Exploring

Discover strange and intriguing secrets!

Explore, shop and chat and eventually you may discover the super-secret of the supermarket!